Jason Turnberry
By Art Cerf
Jason Turnberry was a jerk, but he had a marvelous cat name Hector. Well, actually, Hector belonged more to his wife, Mary, who adored him. The cat and Jason kept a wide berth of each other. Yet, if anyone else came into the house, Hector was happy to greet them and curl up in their laps, purring.
One day while Mary was out shopping, the doorbell rang and it was Mary’s great Aunt Agatha who Jason had met only once at the wedding. She was in town from California to visit with Mary’s mother and dropped by to say hello.
Jason invited her in and told her Mary would probably be returning within the hour.
As she entered, she spied the all black Hector, sleeping in a sunbeam. She said, “Oh, a black cat…that’s bad luck.” She then smiled and added she knew it was a silly superstition but she couldn’t give them up.
Jason smiled and started inventing a story.
“We got Hector from a nursing home. He was a very solitary animal but he became famous within the building because whenever he’d go into a patient’s room and hop on the bed, that person would die within a few hours. It’s like he knew beforehand. ”
He added: “The nursing home had to find a new home for him because there were so many pandemic deaths.”
At that moment, Hector woke up and trotted into the living room to greet the guest. As per usual, he hopped up on Aunt Agatha’s lap. She screamed, fearing Hector had spotted death in her, too.
She made quick apologies and fled the place. Later that night, Mary received a call from her mom that Aunt Agatha had passed away of an apparent heart attack. Jason knew in truth, she had been scared to death but he wasn’t about to tell that to Mary.
As he sat on the couch consoling her, in came Hector and jumped on his lap, something he had never done before.
Mary said: “Well look at you two…I swear, if I didn’t know better, I’d say Hector was smiling.”
